It is that time of the year when sticking to your new year resolution looks tougher than cracking UPSC Civil Services Exam.
While we all know the reality behind our resolutions and still hope to stick to them for a little longer, here are few hilarious tweets that will make sure that you enter 2019 with a big smile!
1. Looks like the plan didn’t work out!
My new year resolution for 2018:
What I accomplished:
Even more broke.
— SGAG (@SGAG_SG) December 26, 2018
2. Cheers to Family time!
— Pruthvin Reddy (@Pruthvinreddy) December 25, 2018
3. You can earn $5 if she gets into a serious relationship-
I’m making this tweet and pinning it to my profile for ALL of 2019. I will not get into a serious relationship this next year, and if my dumbass does, anyone who likes this: I will cashapp you $5 #Newyearsresolution
— Sierra (@SierraaFalls) December 25, 2018
4. Innovative, eh?
Find out how old someone is by asking what their new year resolution is. If they say “640×480”, they’re my age. If they say “7680×4320”, they MAY be a millennial.
— Darrell 🖖🏽 (@TheTrekNerd) January 2, 2018
5. If you have irritable owl syndrome, take care of it!
— Ashwani🌱Garg 🇺🇸 ☯禅☸️ 🌏☮️🇮🇳 (@agargmd) December 26, 2018
6. No one thought about this one before!
Cannibalism would solve both overpopulation and world hunger!! #NewYearsResolution
— Nikki Radice (@nikkiiradice) December 22, 2018
7. Junk food lovers who want to stay fit!
Me:My new year resolution is, to stay fit
Le junk food: pic.twitter.com/ZJcwOjPzRu
— medha dey 🍃 (@sarcastic_dey) December 25, 2018
8. All the best!
My New Years resolution is to treat my body like a temple. New year, new me. But like until then I’m going to treat my body like a trash can & push my liver to the limit
— Alix Traeger (@MajorTraeger) December 23, 2018
9. Sleeping always tops the list!
— 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘢 (@1800ANSOPH) December 25, 2018
10. What’s your plan?
— Marie Davis 💋 (@mariebettydavis) December 25, 2018